Okay peeps, I’m going to make this one easy for you. Go out and fuck the first chick you see. I don’t care if she’s black, white, blue, brown, or obese. Who needs condoms when you’ve got Penicillin standards when you’ve got a sexual conquest to man up to?
Achievement #4: Fuck the first chick you see today (unless it’s a relative or Perez Hilton).
Hopefully it’s not this chick:
