Weekend Achievement #4: See it, Take it

21 05 2010

Okay peeps, I’m going to make this one easy for you. Go out and fuck the first chick you see. I don’t care if she’s black, white, blue, brown, or obese. Who needs condoms when you’ve got Penicillin standards when you’ve got a sexual conquest to man up to?

Achievement #4: Fuck the first chick you see today (unless it’s a relative or Perez Hilton).

Hopefully it’s not this chick:



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