Dude of the Week – Macgruber

18 05 2010

I don’t know about you, but for me, Saturday Night Live is either hit or miss, with most of its glory days behind it.

Some skits are amazing and deserve their own films (Wayne’s World), while others (It’s Pat) should have its creators taken out back and skull fucked to death.

This weekend, we are presented with Macgruber, the latest SNL flick.  For those of you that don’t know Macgruber, here’s a recap:

From that, they created this:

Who knows if it will fail or succeed, but I know this much: this film was set to be released in the spring, but because of the overwhelming positive response, it was pushed back to the summer.  It even has an 88% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and that sounds pretty fucking promising.

And so, Macgruber, enjoy your spotlight, or blow it the hell up, just make sure you deliver the laughs.
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Dude of the Week: God (My Definition)

11 05 2010

Story time:

Once upon a time Jesus was born. He turned water into wine and his followers into livestock. Shortly thereafter, a certain hammer wielding badass named Thor nailed that fucker to a cross. He then stole the cattle to lead his kick-ass chariot. His father, Anthony Hopkins Odin, was proud. His son was a true god. The hammer: it continues to serve as a phallic extension of Norse Culture. It’s no wonder that a blog post movie is being made in his honor.

The only question is: who’s world will he be fucking up in the film? Will it be Loki, Destroyer, or some other wannabe religious figure (zombie Jesus, maybe)?

All Your Gods Are Belong to Us

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Dude(s) of the week – May 4th

4 05 2010

I love Lady Gaga.

No, it’s not because she’s a talented musician, or even close to being remotely cute.   In fact, I sometimes doubt what lies between her (its) legs.

I love Lady Gaga because the bitches go crazy for Lady Gaga.  Go out to any bar, club, even house party after 10pm that has a DJ and you will see what I mean.  When Lady Gaga goes on, ladies lose their shit and air hump anything on the dance floor.  This makes the hunting easy, as they all become the retarded zebra in the back of the pack.

Now I’m not saying that Lady Gaga will be the dude of the week.  In fact, she’ll never become the dude or chick of the week until I see her fully naked in person. No, the dude(s) of the week are the brave men serving our country overseas.

Not only are these guys out there in the hot desert sand, serving our country, shooting the bad guys in the fucking face and chewing bubble gum, but they are geniuses.  Every single one of these guys will get laid.  Why?  Look at how they rock out to Lady Gaga! And as we previously went over, lady gaga makes bitches lose their shit.  Do the math.

I envy the size of their balls and wish them a safe return home.

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Badass of the Week: Steven

27 04 2010

Name one person who has never had their ponytail tugged during the act of fucking. His name is Steven Seagal. This guy probably gets more pussy than a lesbian at a Suicide Girls convention. What you didn’t know is that he’s a famous musician.

Say what you will, but this guy invented the word ho and holds the current ho record (3.5 billion bitches to date).