Hotass of the Week: Rima

19 05 2010

Girls are like ice cream. They come in innumerable¬†flavors and make a man happy (unless the dude is gay/lactose intolerant, respectively). In my book of sexual conquests I have a whole section dedicated to foreign women such as the 2010 Miss USA winner, Rima Fakih. Though she is arguably the most controversial winner to date, she is also one of the hottest. I honestly have no idea why people are waiting until now to recognize her as an immigrant. With a name like ‘Rima Fakih,’ it’s pretty fucking obvious. Then again, the USA is usually pretty bad with recognizing terrorist names up front [zing!]. This being said, pageant officials have begun to question her morals and not just for the explosions she caused in the loins of many American males. The real issue is a question of her morality due to recently surfaced pole dancing photos which I will gladly share:

If here viable candidacy is a question of being a true American then consider this. All American girls have stripped at least a handful of times in their lives. If not, then those are the ones that should be outcasts. America is a country founded on foreigners and tits, deal with it.

Who I am and What I Fuck

29 03 2010

I am just a dude who fucks chicks. To me, sexual conquests are like X-box achievements. The more chicks I fuck, the more trophies I feel like I deserve on my shelf. With this in mind I am not here to provide you with naked pictures from my sexual adventures or pills to make your pencil dick larger. Rather, I am here to challenge you to fuck with a purpose. On a weekly basis I will provide the readers of this blog to informal competitions that involve hooking up. For instance, the goal to achieve for the week may involve with hooking up with a chick of a specified ethnicity. Get your dick wet and comment on this page to tell about it. The more fucked up the story, the better. If you still aren’t getting it then read the fucking blog and you’ll see what I mean.