Hotass of the Week: Rima

19 05 2010

Girls are like ice cream. They come in innumerable¬†flavors and make a man happy (unless the dude is gay/lactose intolerant, respectively). In my book of sexual conquests I have a whole section dedicated to foreign women such as the 2010 Miss USA winner, Rima Fakih. Though she is arguably the most controversial winner to date, she is also one of the hottest. I honestly have no idea why people are waiting until now to recognize her as an immigrant. With a name like ‘Rima Fakih,’ it’s pretty fucking obvious. Then again, the USA is usually pretty bad with recognizing terrorist names up front [zing!]. This being said, pageant officials have begun to question her morals and not just for the explosions she caused in the loins of many American males. The real issue is a question of her morality due to recently surfaced pole dancing photos which I will gladly share:

If here viable candidacy is a question of being a true American then consider this. All American girls have stripped at least a handful of times in their lives. If not, then those are the ones that should be outcasts. America is a country founded on foreigners and tits, deal with it.

One Letter Short of Grape

17 05 2010

Some girls need to understand the difference between rape and consensual sex. As more criminal cases are reported, the defined lines become blurred. In many cases, the claims are falsified by the bimbos who report them. Reasons may include: the guy was not as desirable as she thought, the performance was bad, or the chick simply wants to ruin the life of an innocent man.

It’s sad to hear claims such as “He forced himself upon me,” or “He seemed like such a nice guy.” Well, it’s hard to force yourself on someone when they’ve already invited you into their abode with NO sign of forced entry. It’s as if to say, “I tried to scream rape, but I couldn’t pronounce the ‘r’ because of the dick that was in my mouth.” Do I think that there are real rape cases out there? Absolutely, but in several circumstances the claims provide no substantial evidence for support.

When I see these shows where the ‘victims’ describe the ‘incidence’ as one of the worst things that’s ever happened to him or quote, “Really frustrating,” I refuse to give those lying bitches my sympathy. If you think I’m being too harsh, then open your eyes. Here are some viable sources:

Read ’em and weep (for all the wasted sympathy).

But for now, enjoy this!

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